Jokes on Salman Khan – Narendra Modi meet all over social media
January 14, 2014
Ahmedabad, 14 January 2014
As soon as the news on Bollywood actor Salman Khan having lunch with Gujarat Chief Minister Shri Narendra Modi in Ahmedabad spread on social media, twitter and Facebook were full of funny tweets and short messages. Some of them are presented below:
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Rahul Gandhi must meet Uday Chopra to give tough competition to Salman-Modi meet.
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Salman: Sir Bigg Boss dekhte ho?
Modi: Ye kya hai?
Salman: Thoda thoda parliament jaisa hi hai. Dekha karo sir..
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Modi: Aur Katrina ke saath kaisa chal raha hai?
Salman: Jaisa aapka aur Nitish ka chal raha hai.
Modi: LOL
Salman: LOL
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Modi: Bhai SRK ke saath film karoge dobara?
Salman: Sir aap Rahul gandhi ke saath sarkar banaoge?
Modi: LOL
Salman: LOL
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Salman: Sir, did you see “Dabang” ?
Modi: Every morning when I dress up in front of mirror.
Salman: Uh..Ohh
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Modi: When I’m driving, even if a puppy …
Salman: Don’t talk to me about driving, yaar!
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Salman: Sir, Pls. save me in rash driving/homicide case.
Modi: Me?.Arre yaar, even if a ‘puppy’ cms u/ my car…
Salman: 🙁
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Salman: Gujarat mein daaru kidhar hai?
Modi: Teri movies mein story kidhar hai?
*High five*
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